It was necessary for the storyline. You kinda have to do that whole "suspension of disbelief thing".
Or, I could go for realism:
A lumberjack stumbling out of Izzy's Lounge saw the bonnet and wig fly off the 'little old lady' as she ran down the street, revealing the King of Spikes.
"Godspeed Mr. Fauci", toasts the lumberjack as he takes another swig of Bud Lite, turns, and walks back into the lounge, plunks a quarter into the jukebox, and queues up "Careless Whisper".
I'm all for the Dictator Zoo Road Show. I gotcher rotten tomatoes and eggs right here.
But how naive are you believing that a Minnesotan would lynch Fauci? Silly boy! That's the land of Timpon Walz*.
All pharma crooks and mass murderers go free there, don't they? Isn't it a Sanctuary State (tm)?
*Hoping not to get a rap on the wrist from JK for using a punny name
"But how naive are you..."
It was necessary for the storyline. You kinda have to do that whole "suspension of disbelief thing".
Or, I could go for realism:
A lumberjack stumbling out of Izzy's Lounge saw the bonnet and wig fly off the 'little old lady' as she ran down the street, revealing the King of Spikes.
"Godspeed Mr. Fauci", toasts the lumberjack as he takes another swig of Bud Lite, turns, and walks back into the lounge, plunks a quarter into the jukebox, and queues up "Careless Whisper".
My world's better,, isn't it?
Hahahahahahahaa!