First, we must have all of their wealth and property taken from them and then redistributed back to the taxpayers. Then, when they know they have lost it all, that's when they are strung up from lampposts.
They have too much potential value to blight our city streets with their, bloated, fly-blown, cadavers. (Can you imagine the smell?!)
One word: "Dictator Zoo".
Would you rather keep re-watching the YouTube video where the Hildebeast's head finally pops off and her fetid carcass splatters on K Street... Or - would you prefer to lob rotten eggs at her as the Dictator Zoo rolls into town?
Bird - you may need to repost the specifics on your "Dictator Zoo" idea, for all the "Stackers". It is of course legendary in CFN history - second only to my idea solving Elysianfield's retirement dilemma.
I solved it for him a few months back, with my "Bringing Reno to Elysianfield" idea. If you missed it, let me know, and I'll try to backtrack JHK's post. You, my friend, will love it.
I find myself at a crossroads. The ascension of Trump provides me, perhaps, with an opportunity that, had Trump been otherwise, I would not recognize. I have assets that, if liquidated in an orderly fashion, might, after taxes, break seven figures. I am a relatively healthy 78, no heirs, no obligations, no debts. The 100+ acreage I own on the Inner coastal range of Oregon ensures that I will not be impacted by the outrages soon to come. I have the largest machine shop in the county, and a good well, and 90+ producing fruit trees of all types suitable for the area. I am 20+ minutes driving at 40 mph from any small town. I have built this place for the obvious troubles that will eventually fall upon us all.
My question? Should I sell out, move to Reno, rent a furnished apartment, and spend the remainder of my days wallowing in the fleshpots of the area? They have a good library, several venues that spread poker games of various sizes, and some decent food at restaurants in the Casinos and otherwise. I am not a problem gambler...poker only, and I usually play at a break even level, at least. Sooo, what to do? I have been responsible all my life, and this would hardly qualify as responsible.
Hunker down for the remainder of my days, or Hookers and Blow (only without the hookers and blow)?
Stay where you are and bring "Reno" to you. This sort of follows a business model that's been rattling around in my head. You're handy, build a three-story structure, maybe 50 x 50.
Now, where do strippers get "all over" tans? Probably tanning salons, right? But that gets expensive. The flat rooftop of the building is designed as a "sundeck" for strippers - a perimeter wall, so people can't peek in (freely), you know, if they climbed adjacent trees - pesky perverts.
The actual third floor is living quarters for the strippers, sort of dormitory-style or like a hostel. They can hang out up there, when they're not tanning or "working".
The actual second floor is a poker parlor, outfitted with tables and maybe some video poker machines, but they're so impersonal. Camaraderie and social interaction are just as important as the game, I think.
The actual ground floor is your living quarters, arranged however you like. The only design constraint is that your personal master bedroom has to layout beneath the pole.
Dammit, I almost forgot. All vertical access going up and down for poker patrons, is by an interior set of stairs. but the vertical means of access coming down for the strippers, is by a 3-1/2 story brass pole, that starts at the rooftop sundeck and bottoms out in your bedroom.
Are you picturing this? In the poker parlor, there is a fire alarm, and when someone pulls it, all the strippers tanning on the rooftop sundeck and in their rooms, run and slide down the brass pole.
There's an indicator telling them which floor the fire is on - either the second-floor poker parlor, in which case they all pile off there, and start dancing for the poker patrons, or the ground floor, in which case, they slide all the way down, and all pile off in your bedroom.
Now here's the innovative part - call it unconventional if you want. At the turn off from your main road - a 1/4 mile if I remember, build a small building, maybe 25 x 25, single-story, outfitted with 10 video monitors and rent drones, by the hour.
The drone rental patrons, on lower budgets - the poker parlor beyond their means - rent drones and buzz the naked strippers on the rooftop sundeck, dropping dollar bills to their favorites.
I have to admit, during the hysteria of Covid, while everyone else was freaking out, and the capricious definitions of essential businesses (strip joints, being one, but for some reason, not recognized as such) I tried to think of a way strippers could still make money, guys could still enjoy their talents, all while complying with the "social distancing" foolishness.
So, the genius of drone-dropping dollar bills to strippers on rooftop sundecks was born.
The revenue streams are thus. The poker parlor is self-supporting, because the house always wins. The meager winnings from the patrons, goes to the strippers during second floor "fires", so they can pay you rent on their third-floor accommodations. Finally, the drone rentals are additional passive income.
There you go. You can do this E! You're already a legend, but if you develop this visionary model, you'll go down in history. It's sort of mash up of Hefner's hedonism, Musk's visionary talents and some Meyer Lansky mixed in.
Scratch the video poker. It ain't poker without players.
Dollars-by-Drone might have some trouble of a windy day - tipping the wrong stripper being the least of them. But if you put weights on the dollars, that could cause even more trouble.
ely will also need someone to rub tanning oil on the lovely ladies. While I am currently gainfully employed, I might consider relocating if the price is right. Work as a volunteer? Well, ummm, I... What's the address?
The legendary investor’s Warren Buffett quest is to give away more than 99% of his fortune continues. So far, he’s donated more than $40 billion where it’s being put to work on poverty and healthcare initiatives in the U.S. and developing countries.
The former New York City mayor and Bloomberg LP cofounder has poured more than $11 billion into charitable causes, focusing on climate change, gun control and public health. He’s spent more than $1 billion to curb tobacco use over the last decade, and in 2018 announced a $1.8 billion pledge to Johns Hopkins University. In September, Bloomberg also announced a $100 million pledge over the next four years to fund scholarships at four historically Black medical schools.
Leonard Lauder the elder son of makeup maven Estee Lauder gave his massive Cubist art collection—worth more than $1 billion—to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in 2013. He raised millions for the Alzheimer's Drug Discovery Foundation. The organization has awarded more than $150 million in funding for research on Alzheimer’s disease at biotech companies and academic centers in 19 countries.
The Oklahoma oil and banking baron George Kaiser is the largest philanthropist in his state. Focused on his home city of Tulsa, his George Kaiser Family Foundation has paid out nearly $1.3 billion in contributions and grants to childhood education and community health programs in the city.
And this is just the tip of the philanthropist iceberg Cankerpuss.
Oh give me a break. Rich people like Warran Buffett and Michael Bloomberg giving away hundreds of millions of dollars is like me giving a thousand dollars to charity. It's easy to give away millions and millions when there are billions resting in a bank account making millions every year in interest alone. Besides, the only reason they give this money away is they'd rather it go to the causes of their choice rather than to the Federal Government. There is nothing noble about what they give away because of what they keep hidden away.
Well, Mr. Merwood, as I alluded to in my previous posting, I cannot contribute millions to a worthy charity because I am not one of those fortunate enough to be a millionaire. I have, however, given thousands of dollars to various charities and churches over my lifetime. I believe in tithing and have always given 10% of my wealth. Like I said before, it would be easy to fork over 100 million to my charity of choosing as long as I keep that 1 billion resting in my savings account drawing millions in interest each year. These wealthy people don't SACRIFICE a damned thing and you damned well know it.
When I think people are assholes I am going to call them assholes. You sir, are a bonafide stinking asshole. A real pantload. A pile among piles.
1st Grade ditty: "Sticks and stones can break my bones, but names will never hurt me!"
Yeah of course, if the universe had a cause - then it means that YOUR "God" was the cause. So, of all the hundreds of "Gods", it was your "God" who created and fine-tuned the Universe. And 13-billion years later he sneaked some poorly written contradictory scriptures to a few illiterate humans on a teeny tiny planet so that all of the Universe would know him. Give me a fuckin break! Its total bullshit!
And you are paying your hard-earned money to be brainwashed with this nonsense every Sunday. What does this tell us about you?
There truly is no hate quite like Christians Love! Religious folk prove every day that arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand. I'm still waiting for you to say something, anything, positive about one of your fellowmen. You are filled with hate.
Surprise, a federal judge just put a temporary hold on the mass firings. The main corruption remaining in the Deep State is in the judiciary. Pam Bondi is key.
Yeah it is, that's why all of them are assholes. So, we just pull an Andy Jackson and tell them to go pound sand and move forward with our objective. Have you seen these judges? What are they going to do? Just sit behind their mahogany benches and desks and sulk.
A judge was never elected and wields too much power and I am sick of it.
I think that one intended result of the polarization of this country is to get the people on both ends of the spectrum to embrace extra-legal means of achieving their socio-political objectives.
"We have to shred the Constitution to save it!"
We have the laws we need (and quite a few that we don't), what we do need is to enforce them.
If there's one thing the Muslims taught me, it's that you don't become a moral person by being sheltered from temptation. You become a moral person by facing temptation, and resisting it.
What am I doing here on a Sunday night? Ok, I'm outa here.
That is right, it will take a long time to get rid of the Leftist swamp judges by attrition. It is interesting, though, that many supposedly conservative appointed judges sided with he Deep State in 2020.
So they ignore these damned judges. Stop putting money in the bank accounts of these fired fuckers. God I am sick of one, two or three bought and paid for attorneys in black robes gumming up the works. Judges and lawyers are a scourge on humanity. The worst. The dregs of society. They do no good by anyone. All they do is take and create roadblocks.
Old lawyer joke: A dead skunk and a dead attorney are lying in the road. Q: How do you tell the difference? A: There are skid marks by the skunk. (I heard that from my youngest cousin who is an attorney)
Is it your thought that discrediting Bondi, rendering her ineffectual as an advocate, could be critical to maintaining the judicial status quo? Interesting idea, if that is what you are suggesting. Thus far, masterful kneecapping of the new AG, who seems to have responded with tea and cookies and party favors, such as binders.
My comment was to say that her effectiveness is key to undoing the injury to the judicial system that has been done by the Deep State. The threat that the Deep State has posed to all Federal level judges will have to be erased to get unbiased justice. The scales of Madame justice need to be leveled again.
It’s time for some mass firings. Why in the hell give them any chance to destroy more evidence.
And mass prosecutions.
Letsrock - mass executions. FIFY
First, we must have all of their wealth and property taken from them and then redistributed back to the taxpayers. Then, when they know they have lost it all, that's when they are strung up from lampposts.
They have too much potential value to blight our city streets with their, bloated, fly-blown, cadavers. (Can you imagine the smell?!)
One word: "Dictator Zoo".
Would you rather keep re-watching the YouTube video where the Hildebeast's head finally pops off and her fetid carcass splatters on K Street... Or - would you prefer to lob rotten eggs at her as the Dictator Zoo rolls into town?
"One word: "Dictator Zoo"". ~ Blackbird
You've still got it. You'll never lose it. Funny AF.
Oh, I lose it every once in awhile - but I always get it back!
Bird - you may need to repost the specifics on your "Dictator Zoo" idea, for all the "Stackers". It is of course legendary in CFN history - second only to my idea solving Elysianfield's retirement dilemma.
I solved it for him a few months back, with my "Bringing Reno to Elysianfield" idea. If you missed it, let me know, and I'll try to backtrack JHK's post. You, my friend, will love it.
"...you may need to repost the specifics..."
Well, I could cook these Stackers up a mess o' fish sticks, or I could show them where the freezer section is.
"Bringing Reno to Elysianfield", isn't ringing a bell. Better send me a link.
elysianfield
elysianfield’s Substack
Jan 3
Well, ladies and germs;
I find myself at a crossroads. The ascension of Trump provides me, perhaps, with an opportunity that, had Trump been otherwise, I would not recognize. I have assets that, if liquidated in an orderly fashion, might, after taxes, break seven figures. I am a relatively healthy 78, no heirs, no obligations, no debts. The 100+ acreage I own on the Inner coastal range of Oregon ensures that I will not be impacted by the outrages soon to come. I have the largest machine shop in the county, and a good well, and 90+ producing fruit trees of all types suitable for the area. I am 20+ minutes driving at 40 mph from any small town. I have built this place for the obvious troubles that will eventually fall upon us all.
My question? Should I sell out, move to Reno, rent a furnished apartment, and spend the remainder of my days wallowing in the fleshpots of the area? They have a good library, several venues that spread poker games of various sizes, and some decent food at restaurants in the Casinos and otherwise. I am not a problem gambler...poker only, and I usually play at a break even level, at least. Sooo, what to do? I have been responsible all my life, and this would hardly qualify as responsible.
Hunker down for the remainder of my days, or Hookers and Blow (only without the hookers and blow)?
*********************************************************
Ron Anselmo
Ron Anselmo
Jan 5
E - I've got you on this.
Stay where you are and bring "Reno" to you. This sort of follows a business model that's been rattling around in my head. You're handy, build a three-story structure, maybe 50 x 50.
Now, where do strippers get "all over" tans? Probably tanning salons, right? But that gets expensive. The flat rooftop of the building is designed as a "sundeck" for strippers - a perimeter wall, so people can't peek in (freely), you know, if they climbed adjacent trees - pesky perverts.
The actual third floor is living quarters for the strippers, sort of dormitory-style or like a hostel. They can hang out up there, when they're not tanning or "working".
The actual second floor is a poker parlor, outfitted with tables and maybe some video poker machines, but they're so impersonal. Camaraderie and social interaction are just as important as the game, I think.
The actual ground floor is your living quarters, arranged however you like. The only design constraint is that your personal master bedroom has to layout beneath the pole.
Dammit, I almost forgot. All vertical access going up and down for poker patrons, is by an interior set of stairs. but the vertical means of access coming down for the strippers, is by a 3-1/2 story brass pole, that starts at the rooftop sundeck and bottoms out in your bedroom.
Are you picturing this? In the poker parlor, there is a fire alarm, and when someone pulls it, all the strippers tanning on the rooftop sundeck and in their rooms, run and slide down the brass pole.
There's an indicator telling them which floor the fire is on - either the second-floor poker parlor, in which case they all pile off there, and start dancing for the poker patrons, or the ground floor, in which case, they slide all the way down, and all pile off in your bedroom.
Now here's the innovative part - call it unconventional if you want. At the turn off from your main road - a 1/4 mile if I remember, build a small building, maybe 25 x 25, single-story, outfitted with 10 video monitors and rent drones, by the hour.
The drone rental patrons, on lower budgets - the poker parlor beyond their means - rent drones and buzz the naked strippers on the rooftop sundeck, dropping dollar bills to their favorites.
I have to admit, during the hysteria of Covid, while everyone else was freaking out, and the capricious definitions of essential businesses (strip joints, being one, but for some reason, not recognized as such) I tried to think of a way strippers could still make money, guys could still enjoy their talents, all while complying with the "social distancing" foolishness.
So, the genius of drone-dropping dollar bills to strippers on rooftop sundecks was born.
The revenue streams are thus. The poker parlor is self-supporting, because the house always wins. The meager winnings from the patrons, goes to the strippers during second floor "fires", so they can pay you rent on their third-floor accommodations. Finally, the drone rentals are additional passive income.
There you go. You can do this E! You're already a legend, but if you develop this visionary model, you'll go down in history. It's sort of mash up of Hefner's hedonism, Musk's visionary talents and some Meyer Lansky mixed in.
BTW, looking for a GM position. :-)
You've obviously put some thought into this.
Scratch the video poker. It ain't poker without players.
Dollars-by-Drone might have some trouble of a windy day - tipping the wrong stripper being the least of them. But if you put weights on the dollars, that could cause even more trouble.
ely will also need someone to rub tanning oil on the lovely ladies. While I am currently gainfully employed, I might consider relocating if the price is right. Work as a volunteer? Well, ummm, I... What's the address?
The legendary investor’s Warren Buffett quest is to give away more than 99% of his fortune continues. So far, he’s donated more than $40 billion where it’s being put to work on poverty and healthcare initiatives in the U.S. and developing countries.
The former New York City mayor and Bloomberg LP cofounder has poured more than $11 billion into charitable causes, focusing on climate change, gun control and public health. He’s spent more than $1 billion to curb tobacco use over the last decade, and in 2018 announced a $1.8 billion pledge to Johns Hopkins University. In September, Bloomberg also announced a $100 million pledge over the next four years to fund scholarships at four historically Black medical schools.
Leonard Lauder the elder son of makeup maven Estee Lauder gave his massive Cubist art collection—worth more than $1 billion—to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in 2013. He raised millions for the Alzheimer's Drug Discovery Foundation. The organization has awarded more than $150 million in funding for research on Alzheimer’s disease at biotech companies and academic centers in 19 countries.
The Oklahoma oil and banking baron George Kaiser is the largest philanthropist in his state. Focused on his home city of Tulsa, his George Kaiser Family Foundation has paid out nearly $1.3 billion in contributions and grants to childhood education and community health programs in the city.
And this is just the tip of the philanthropist iceberg Cankerpuss.
Oh give me a break. Rich people like Warran Buffett and Michael Bloomberg giving away hundreds of millions of dollars is like me giving a thousand dollars to charity. It's easy to give away millions and millions when there are billions resting in a bank account making millions every year in interest alone. Besides, the only reason they give this money away is they'd rather it go to the causes of their choice rather than to the Federal Government. There is nothing noble about what they give away because of what they keep hidden away.
How many millions have you given to worthy causes such as medical research Cankerpuss?
Your problem is that you HATE successful people because you are a redneck loser! You think everybody else is an asshole just like you.
Well, Mr. Merwood, as I alluded to in my previous posting, I cannot contribute millions to a worthy charity because I am not one of those fortunate enough to be a millionaire. I have, however, given thousands of dollars to various charities and churches over my lifetime. I believe in tithing and have always given 10% of my wealth. Like I said before, it would be easy to fork over 100 million to my charity of choosing as long as I keep that 1 billion resting in my savings account drawing millions in interest each year. These wealthy people don't SACRIFICE a damned thing and you damned well know it.
When I think people are assholes I am going to call them assholes. You sir, are a bonafide stinking asshole. A real pantload. A pile among piles.
Rocky Mountain redneck I am and proud of it!
How Christian of you!
1st Grade ditty: "Sticks and stones can break my bones, but names will never hurt me!"
Yeah of course, if the universe had a cause - then it means that YOUR "God" was the cause. So, of all the hundreds of "Gods", it was your "God" who created and fine-tuned the Universe. And 13-billion years later he sneaked some poorly written contradictory scriptures to a few illiterate humans on a teeny tiny planet so that all of the Universe would know him. Give me a fuckin break! Its total bullshit!
And you are paying your hard-earned money to be brainwashed with this nonsense every Sunday. What does this tell us about you?
There truly is no hate quite like Christians Love! Religious folk prove every day that arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand. I'm still waiting for you to say something, anything, positive about one of your fellowmen. You are filled with hate.
Well, you sure prove his point as you think the same thing.
Oh, the irony of one asshole calling another you know an ASSHOLE.
Yep, I done it but I also see it.
fellow assholes wear the name proudly.
He and his ex wife. funding abortions. by the millions?
What's wrong with that?
You would rather have desperate women going into back alleys and having someone use a coat hanger?
Why am I guessing you are a man?
Somebody had to say what all of us (ok, <i>almost</i> all of us) are thinking.
Surprise, a federal judge just put a temporary hold on the mass firings. The main corruption remaining in the Deep State is in the judiciary. Pam Bondi is key.
And it's darn near impossible to fire a judge.
Yeah it is, that's why all of them are assholes. So, we just pull an Andy Jackson and tell them to go pound sand and move forward with our objective. Have you seen these judges? What are they going to do? Just sit behind their mahogany benches and desks and sulk.
A judge was never elected and wields too much power and I am sick of it.
"So, we just pull an Andy Jackson..."
I think that one intended result of the polarization of this country is to get the people on both ends of the spectrum to embrace extra-legal means of achieving their socio-political objectives.
"We have to shred the Constitution to save it!"
We have the laws we need (and quite a few that we don't), what we do need is to enforce them.
"...embrace extra-legal means of achieving their socio-political objectives." ~ Blackbird
Bird - you must cease whispering these sweet nothings in my ear.
If there's one thing the Muslims taught me, it's that you don't become a moral person by being sheltered from temptation. You become a moral person by facing temptation, and resisting it.
What am I doing here on a Sunday night? Ok, I'm outa here.
That is right, it will take a long time to get rid of the Leftist swamp judges by attrition. It is interesting, though, that many supposedly conservative appointed judges sided with he Deep State in 2020.
So they ignore these damned judges. Stop putting money in the bank accounts of these fired fuckers. God I am sick of one, two or three bought and paid for attorneys in black robes gumming up the works. Judges and lawyers are a scourge on humanity. The worst. The dregs of society. They do no good by anyone. All they do is take and create roadblocks.
Old lawyer joke: A dead skunk and a dead attorney are lying in the road. Q: How do you tell the difference? A: There are skid marks by the skunk. (I heard that from my youngest cousin who is an attorney)
I like it. Give me a good smile today.
JAZ, the same "judiciary"that you said in an above comment should take care of rooting out corruption? LOL.
Please tell me you can put one foot in front of the other, at least. What retirement homes is your family looking into for you?
Is it your thought that discrediting Bondi, rendering her ineffectual as an advocate, could be critical to maintaining the judicial status quo? Interesting idea, if that is what you are suggesting. Thus far, masterful kneecapping of the new AG, who seems to have responded with tea and cookies and party favors, such as binders.
My comment was to say that her effectiveness is key to undoing the injury to the judicial system that has been done by the Deep State. The threat that the Deep State has posed to all Federal level judges will have to be erased to get unbiased justice. The scales of Madame justice need to be leveled again.