Yes Q - we're airdropping in cases of Cialis and Viagra. Hopefully it'll work longer and better than the $320 million-dollar floating dock the "Biden" regime installed on the beach in Gaza - about a month or two if I recall correctly. Another fantastic failure, for which they've become famous.
I am the entity formerly known as Q. Shtik back before the CFN site became defunct. I have been known for correcting commenters' grammar, spelling, and usage and for my chronicles about my brother-in-law, Peter.
As you can see, I have adopted a new handle for use here on Substack. It is John Smith, a name I believe was at one time the most common name in the USA. Now, where I live in central NJ, every other person's last name is Patel.
Lately I've had all kinds of electronics problems with my RAM 1500 truck (it is being worked on at the dealership as we speak) as well as health issues. It has been determined that I have Afib which is an irregular heart beat. If not corrected it can lead to blood clots which can go to the brain and cause a stroke.
Very soon (within a few weeks) I will undergo a procedure where they give a quick shock to the heart in hopes that it will put my heartbeats back in sync. Dr. Shah (dot Indian of course) says there is little for me to be concerned about since of all the many times he has executed this procedure he has never "lost" anyone however he implied results could vary. It was not clear to me why the shock would put my heartbeats IN sync rather than putting them farther OUT of sync. I have to assume that as experts they know what they're doing.
This has me concerned about "waking up dead" as the expression goes. I REALLY hate the notion of ceasing to exist for all eternity (note: I believe as Jose Mujica believes that "There is only one life and it ends")
Before the procedure I will leave a note for Bo (my wife) that trash pickup is on Mondays and recyclables on Tuesdays.
I have been looking forward to my 84th birthday a month from now, specifically Nov. 21st, and wouldn't want the shock treatment to upset the apple cart. If you don't see any posts from John Smith for an extended period you can probably assume the worst.
Very soon (within a few weeks) I will undergo a procedure - John Smith (aka Q.)
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The procedure is known as TEE but I don't know what those letters mean. I am now scheduled for a week from today, Oct 31st. Talk about coinkydinks, my Maternal grandfather was born on Oct 31st, 1883. His daughter, my mother, died on Oct 31st, 1995. Does this have any deeper meaning? I wonder. Probably not. That's why its called a coinkydink.
Q - Best of luck, sir. It will likely be all good, as your doc says. Just in case it goes sideways, please make sure you leave Bo a list of your accounts/logins/pws for all financials, etc. When we lost my dad after carotid surgery with complications last winter, that was one of the best gifts we found from him hidden in his hospital belongings. He knew it was possible.
That said, he got the short end of the stick on his turn at the wheel. I think you will prevail with all of your shtick intact. Onward, Q. You're not done here yet.
No sweat. The procedure times the shock so that the “clock” takes over again. They will probably give you a relaxing dose of a sedative, not knock you out. You will feel so much better with things in sync, Afib causes a 20% reduction in blood flow, so you will be getting that back. Read Yirgach below for a further therapy in electro cardio version does not work.
They will probably give you a relaxing dose of a sedative, not knock you out. - JAZ
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Actually, the Doc says I will be put totally under and they will feed something down my throat (wind pipe, esophagus, not sure which) and then they zap me.
Don't worry, I had an aortic valve replacement and a week later had afib. Not pleasant when you're not even running a marathon.
The electrophysiologist did an ablation on the heart, essentially spot welding a circuit break using a catheter thru the groin. It stopped immediately. I was conscious during the whole procedure.. Dartmouth Medical is the best!
I am watching the CNBC business show at the moment. They have a very pretty woman named Brooke May on the show. She is what is known as a "contributor." Looking at her I am reminded of the expression "Big Tits Matter."
You said you didn't care about big tits anymore. Where you just having a bad period? Sounds like you're back! You're only as young as you feel. Good luck.
Just read that the writer, Charles Lamb, kept a full head of hair, not gray or white, until very old age, just like Peter.
Charles M. Blow, NYT Op-Ed columnist, gave me a yooge laugh as he complained about Trump's vulgarity with this line:
"Last week at a rally, he said, "We can't stand you, you're a shit vice president," shortly after sharing an admiring anecdote about the size of the late golfer Arnold Palmer's penis. "
They can’t get their grid up - JAZ
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"Grid" is a Cuban word which in English means "penis."
Yes Q - we're airdropping in cases of Cialis and Viagra. Hopefully it'll work longer and better than the $320 million-dollar floating dock the "Biden" regime installed on the beach in Gaza - about a month or two if I recall correctly. Another fantastic failure, for which they've become famous.
I am the entity formerly known as Q. Shtik back before the CFN site became defunct. I have been known for correcting commenters' grammar, spelling, and usage and for my chronicles about my brother-in-law, Peter.
As you can see, I have adopted a new handle for use here on Substack. It is John Smith, a name I believe was at one time the most common name in the USA. Now, where I live in central NJ, every other person's last name is Patel.
Lately I've had all kinds of electronics problems with my RAM 1500 truck (it is being worked on at the dealership as we speak) as well as health issues. It has been determined that I have Afib which is an irregular heart beat. If not corrected it can lead to blood clots which can go to the brain and cause a stroke.
Very soon (within a few weeks) I will undergo a procedure where they give a quick shock to the heart in hopes that it will put my heartbeats back in sync. Dr. Shah (dot Indian of course) says there is little for me to be concerned about since of all the many times he has executed this procedure he has never "lost" anyone however he implied results could vary. It was not clear to me why the shock would put my heartbeats IN sync rather than putting them farther OUT of sync. I have to assume that as experts they know what they're doing.
This has me concerned about "waking up dead" as the expression goes. I REALLY hate the notion of ceasing to exist for all eternity (note: I believe as Jose Mujica believes that "There is only one life and it ends")
Before the procedure I will leave a note for Bo (my wife) that trash pickup is on Mondays and recyclables on Tuesdays.
I have been looking forward to my 84th birthday a month from now, specifically Nov. 21st, and wouldn't want the shock treatment to upset the apple cart. If you don't see any posts from John Smith for an extended period you can probably assume the worst.
Regards,
John "Q. Shtik" Smith
Very soon (within a few weeks) I will undergo a procedure - John Smith (aka Q.)
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The procedure is known as TEE but I don't know what those letters mean. I am now scheduled for a week from today, Oct 31st. Talk about coinkydinks, my Maternal grandfather was born on Oct 31st, 1883. His daughter, my mother, died on Oct 31st, 1995. Does this have any deeper meaning? I wonder. Probably not. That's why its called a coinkydink.
Q - Best of luck, sir. It will likely be all good, as your doc says. Just in case it goes sideways, please make sure you leave Bo a list of your accounts/logins/pws for all financials, etc. When we lost my dad after carotid surgery with complications last winter, that was one of the best gifts we found from him hidden in his hospital belongings. He knew it was possible.
That said, he got the short end of the stick on his turn at the wheel. I think you will prevail with all of your shtick intact. Onward, Q. You're not done here yet.
John
No sweat. The procedure times the shock so that the “clock” takes over again. They will probably give you a relaxing dose of a sedative, not knock you out. You will feel so much better with things in sync, Afib causes a 20% reduction in blood flow, so you will be getting that back. Read Yirgach below for a further therapy in electro cardio version does not work.
They will probably give you a relaxing dose of a sedative, not knock you out. - JAZ
=============
Actually, the Doc says I will be put totally under and they will feed something down my throat (wind pipe, esophagus, not sure which) and then they zap me.
Breathing tube probably.
It is always the MDs call, I have seen it done with conscious sedation.
John
Don't worry, I had an aortic valve replacement and a week later had afib. Not pleasant when you're not even running a marathon.
The electrophysiologist did an ablation on the heart, essentially spot welding a circuit break using a catheter thru the groin. It stopped immediately. I was conscious during the whole procedure.. Dartmouth Medical is the best!
I am watching the CNBC business show at the moment. They have a very pretty woman named Brooke May on the show. She is what is known as a "contributor." Looking at her I am reminded of the expression "Big Tits Matter."
You said you didn't care about big tits anymore. Where you just having a bad period? Sounds like you're back! You're only as young as you feel. Good luck.
Just read that the writer, Charles Lamb, kept a full head of hair, not gray or white, until very old age, just like Peter.
You said you didn't care about big tits anymore. Where you just having a bad period? - Lugh
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I never said any such thing. And I have never had a period nor hot flashes.
BTW, Where s/b Were. Amazing that you don't notice these things.
Charles M. Blow, NYT Op-Ed columnist, gave me a yooge laugh as he complained about Trump's vulgarity with this line:
"Last week at a rally, he said, "We can't stand you, you're a shit vice president," shortly after sharing an admiring anecdote about the size of the late golfer Arnold Palmer's penis. "
LOL!