Ron Neff, here's a light rail investment joke, since I can see California's Highway To Nowhere from near my house (and a best friend used to work on it):
The African and the Asian go to the UN/World Bank class on international development.
A few years later, the Asian calls his friend the African and invites him to visit. The Asian shows o…
Ron Neff, here's a light rail investment joke, since I can see California's Highway To Nowhere from near my house (and a best friend used to work on it):
The African and the Asian go to the UN/World Bank class on international development.
A few years later, the Asian calls his friend the African and invites him to visit. The Asian shows off his big, fine house and his brand new luxury cars.
"How did you do this?" the African asks.
Grinning, the Asian says, "see that multilane superhighway over there? 5%, right off the top!"
A few years after that, the African calls and invites the Asian to his house.
The Asian, gaping, can't believe the African's broad mansion and his fleet of limosines.
"How in the hundred hells did you do this?" the Asian demands.
"Look out de window...do you see that highway over there?" chortles the African.
"What highway?" says the mystified Asian.
"That's right!" laughs the African. "100%, right off the top!!"
Ron Neff, here's a light rail investment joke, since I can see California's Highway To Nowhere from near my house (and a best friend used to work on it):
The African and the Asian go to the UN/World Bank class on international development.
A few years later, the Asian calls his friend the African and invites him to visit. The Asian shows off his big, fine house and his brand new luxury cars.
"How did you do this?" the African asks.
Grinning, the Asian says, "see that multilane superhighway over there? 5%, right off the top!"
A few years after that, the African calls and invites the Asian to his house.
The Asian, gaping, can't believe the African's broad mansion and his fleet of limosines.
"How in the hundred hells did you do this?" the Asian demands.
"Look out de window...do you see that highway over there?" chortles the African.
"What highway?" says the mystified Asian.
"That's right!" laughs the African. "100%, right off the top!!"